Lawyer Guy: Defender of Justice
Lawyer Guy is a jumping, shooting action platformer game in the vein of Mega Man™. There’s no gimmicks, just high-quality level design and old-school difficulty, with some modern quality-of-life touches. If you don’t usually play very difficult games, this is a good place to start. Plus: a delightful demoscene/tracker soundtrack from some of the genre’s most eminent musicians! It is also a role-playing game, because you play the role of Lawyer Guy.

Free, to keep, forever, no strings attached.

This game is a weird passion project and I want to make it available to as many people as possible. Therefore, it is free. Later on, there will be a ’Deluxe Edition’ available to purchase with a small amount of bonus content.


  • Multiple levels. To compare, a game like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas™ only has one level
  • No shaders: absolutely no shaders. None.
  • The motion captured performance of Tom Hanks
  • Probably the only video game about a lawyer ever made.
  • Portable checkpoints, so you can enjoy a checkpoint at home or on the go.
  • Canon Gay
  • The second ever strand type game
  • A ranking system
  • Not roguelike
  • Doesn’t cost any money even though I spent years making it.
  • The Dark Souls®


"This game is too difficult" -my friends
"How’s that Lawyer Man game you’re working on?" -my family
"Lawyer Guy should have a katana made from nippon steel folded over 4000 times" -internet anime reviewer

Lawyer Guy needs YOU!

If you have opinions about this game, head over to my website (link is -> thataway), where you’ll find playtester feedback forms and contact information. I’ll also be monitoring the forum here on Steam. If you can record or livestream yourself playing the game, even better!

Teslim Saati